Possibly the happiest part of each day for Memphis is the arrival of the mail. Whatever junk mail we have, she gets to carry around in her mouth. For hours. And with the election coming up, we’re getting a lot of junk mail from Mayor Rybak. Pretty high-quality stuff, too. It takes a lloooooonnnngg time for his mailers to dissolve from dog drool. Don’t worry R.T., you’ve got her vote. She’s your happiest constituent.